longscorsese:

thepetitemuse:

smute:

catchymemes:

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

“God is good I will trust him” and “I know he likes peanut butter” gave me whiplash.

king

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tarynel:

seakingmario:

daisyannewinchester:

tikkety-tok:

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

DECEPTION!!!! DISGRACE!!!!

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tonystreetzchicago:

amcheynic:

woodofholly99:

pumkin789star:

kadimakara:

Melanated Female Inventors. Ten inventions that happened because of Black Women.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

#BLACKEXCELLENCE

Awesome!

Beautiful!!!

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tombofnull:

tombofnull:

Frog.

Frog, but now in motion.

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datvikingtho:

accidentalrdm:

The bastard himself

L E G E N D

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oriko-magicas:

Danganronpa 2 is infinitely funnier if you pretend Nagito and Hajime were dating in chapter 1 and everything past the first trial is them as exes

candlerave:

y'all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

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pettyarab:

queen of getting her hopes up

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beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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nmpositive:

Who you calling a long-neck bitch?

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incomparablyme:

bonus gif:

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grawly:

fuck dude it sure is

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dailygiffing:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

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